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Trying out Function of Beauty custom hair care.

Trying out Function of Beauty custom hair care.

Hola hombres: This is probably going to be old news to you if you follow me on FB or the 'Gram, but I gave this "Function of Beauty" custom hair care a try, and I'm here to tell you what I think. The premise: For $36 to start, you select three descriptors of your hair type so they know what ... View Post

“Make me look like a Jenner.”

“Make me look like a Jenner.”

I find makeup to be mostly completely baffling. It wasn't until Instagram and my recent, reluctant watching of The Bachelor that I realized how little I know about it. Everyone looks so airbrushed—matte lips, contoured cheeks, and massive, soft-focused brows. I could attempt it, but I usually ended ... View Post

Not that you asked.

#NotAnAd Back in the blogging heyday before the bubble burst and we all talked to each other in comments and were humans, not sponsored robots, there was this habit of flatteringly asking each other what we "used on our faces"—a question I was never hassled with, which always sort of cracked me ... View Post

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