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What’s in a name + a quick ode.

What’s in a name + a quick ode.

I revealed on the C+C Facebook recently that I kind of hate the living s*$t out of this blog's name. Ha! Sorry, man. But it could not be further from my style. Not the caftan part, just the whole thing: the kind of lame-duck humor to it, the too-easy pairing, the alliteration... the family-friendly ... View Post

Boss(hogg).

Boss(hogg).

"I've just been so terrible about keeping in touch. I just, I work, all the time, and I talk about work, I worry about work, I haven't exercised in over a month, and I just, I have so much work." "Well, so does everybody else," #ouch And so went a totally non-hostile exchange with a really ... View Post

While the gettin’s good + a quick hello.

While the gettin’s good + a quick hello.

Not that I'm a pusherman, but a deal's a deal. Wish I knew about this before I bought that sexy, zip up long-sleeved bathing suit last week. I'd hope that it ends up being too small so I have to return it and reorder with the code, but that actually sounds like a bloody nightmare. So, what else ... View Post

You unoriginal bastard!

You unoriginal bastard!

"$1.25, Willie?" Name that reference and you get a burrito. Bonked a presentation over the bean with a rotten tangerine today. Just, BONK. (Not pictured.) Formula dressing for formula nailing. I'm getting the hang of corporate in the same way someone gets the hang of being in a foreign country ... View Post

Flush to the beat of your own drum.

Flush to the beat of your own drum.

Hey! Things were getting a little serious around here, so I figured I'd tell y'all a quick story to lighten things up. It's called "The Follow-Up Flush." It hails from a small, legendary all-girls' prep school in Richmond, VA. In an era full of Double Dare, Don Johnson and the Doobie ... View Post

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