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Stating the obvious.

Stating the obvious.

Somewhere at the crossroads of good humor and vulgarity lies my new fascination with ironic clothing that calls excessive attention to what's underneath it. Maybe it's because I'm finally with a straight guy, so they're less 'awkward liabilities' and more 'bonus fun anatomy'? Not positive. Anyway, ... View Post

Burn down the money tree.

Burn down the money tree.

Before we left for St Barth, I wrote Chad a check for my portion of our room and tucked it in an envelope with a note that said something like "I love going on adventures with you. And this one's going to be the best yet. Now let's go burn down the money tree." Which, I mean, you kind of have to do ... View Post

Things of a seasonal nature.

Things of a seasonal nature.

[Second Self Thai Wheat Beer, sampled at Blowin' Smoke in Savannah, GA.] Doing this in reverse because I was too busy doing summer this summer to do much posting. Bookmark for the next time it rolls around, which it always does—not to state the obvious. I mentioned before that I finally had a, ... View Post

Mathematical! (Part 2)

Mathematical! (Part 2)

[Deets for cheap seats: Rag & Bone/Jean vintage stripe tshirt I cannot emphasize enough the perfection of. Heavy knit, perfect sleeves, frayed hem. Also, Rag & Bone belt and cutoff shorts, obvs.] N.B. You should maybe go shop this ShopBop sale while listening to the tune on this page ... View Post

Mathematical!

Mathematical!

  A couple of weeks ago, Megan and I popped over to Rappahannock for some crazy good squid, fish, and gelato then stood in line for a bit for Quirk's pink-themed one-year rooftop party (both in varying shades of neutrals and black). But not before I'd stood in my closet for 30 minutes while ... View Post

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