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Burn down the money tree.

Burn down the money tree.

Before we left for St Barth, I wrote Chad a check for my portion of our room and tucked it in an envelope with a note that said something like "I love going on adventures with you. And this one's going to be the best yet. Now let's go burn down the money tree." Which, I mean, you kind of have to do ... View Post

Mathematical! (Part 2)

Mathematical! (Part 2)

[Deets for cheap seats: Rag & Bone/Jean vintage stripe tshirt I cannot emphasize enough the perfection of. Heavy knit, perfect sleeves, frayed hem. Also, Rag & Bone belt and cutoff shorts, obvs.] N.B. You should maybe go shop this ShopBop sale while listening to the tune on this page ... View Post

Boss(hogg).

Boss(hogg).

"I've just been so terrible about keeping in touch. I just, I work, all the time, and I talk about work, I worry about work, I haven't exercised in over a month, and I just, I have so much work." "Well, so does everybody else," #ouch And so went a totally non-hostile exchange with a really ... View Post

The devil and the company man.

The devil and the company man.

  Do you listen to the WTF with Marc Maron podcast? No? It's my happy place. Incidentally, do you know who Nick Tosches is? I didn't either—until Wednesday morning when I was driving to work, convinced I wasn't going to last another three days under the skull-crushing pressure I've put ... View Post

Monday my way: cresting the weekend wave.

Monday my way: cresting the weekend wave.

This is rather akin to documenting the trajectory of a really bad chin zit. Because I hate Sundays. I haven't liked them since as long as I can remember. Melancholy, anti-climatic, full of dread. I had a family friend/professional counselor once suggest I create a Sunday night ritual to look ... View Post

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