I got a new mirror, and it's full-length, so I've embarked on a really retro-feeling mirror photo spree as if I didn't know there was already an entire hashtag dedicated to this sort of behavior. I mean, wtf not? Being your own photographer requires a little bit of a regression. Is it deplorable? ... View Post
"I've just been so terrible about keeping in touch. I just, I work, all the time, and I talk about work, I worry about work, I haven't exercised in over a month, and I just, I have so much work." "Well, so does everybody else," #ouch And so went a totally non-hostile exchange with a really ... View Post
"$1.25, Willie?" Name that reference and you get a burrito. Bonked a presentation over the bean with a rotten tangerine today. Just, BONK. (Not pictured.) Formula dressing for formula nailing. I'm getting the hang of corporate in the same way someone gets the hang of being in a foreign country ... View Post
[Sparrow blanket skirt from Anthro + T by Alexander Wang classic long sleeved pocket tee + Joie booties + Warby Parker Nash glasses.] ...wear clothes to work that are essentially made of blankets, then eyeball everyone all angry, like, "The hell are you doing in my bed, jerkoff?" -C. ... View Post
[Joie Elaine cross-strap heels + Dolce Vita shorts + Vanessa Mooney choker + UO lace cami + Cloth & Stone denim shirt.] What's your inside age? Your "feel" age? I've had pals say they're forever 17. I've had some pine for 20. 30 was my favorite, but most of the time, if I had to ... View Post