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Tune in, Tokyo.

Tune in, Tokyo.

On the corner of Monument and Lombardy, right in front of the roundabout under the J.E.B. Stuart monument, there's a fancy building with a doorman. And from his vantage point, he waves at each and every commuter advancing through the intersection with a big smile. Everyone gets a wave. This is ... View Post

Wincing through the lingo.

Wincing through the lingo.

[Pictured: latergram from an especially rank bathroom in RVA after a margarita. Obviously.] There are a lot of things I don't know, but I'll tell you one thing I do know: dick and fart jokes are great. I was in a relatively stellar mood on my way into a meeting recently when the familiar ... View Post

A pre-end of year admission.

A pre-end of year admission.

  Man—few better ways to crank in the new year than breaking an old vow: I trolled out on the 'net. But I swear I've got a motive. Let's start from the top. When I was wee, my dad marched my narrow little ass out onto the front porch and took me by the shoulders. He spun me around to look ... View Post

On weeding and whiling away.

On weeding and whiling away.

[Dolan Pieced Petal sweatshirt + Rag & Bone zipper cutoffs + Urban Outfitters hat + flutternyc cuff.] Adjusting remarkably well to having about 10% of the workload that I had this time last month. Sort of scary. In the absence of answering emails and never taking lunch breaks and stuff, I've ... View Post

Find the bathroom first.

Find the bathroom first.

[Da Nang silk camo pants + Rag & Bone leather shoulder blouse + antique squash blossom necklace + Vanessa Mooney cuff and ring.] My mom is a sneaky genius. With a Masters in Chemistry she's also an obvious genius, but the confounding side of her brain I find usually dawns on me after the fact. ... View Post

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