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The reluctant parolee.

The reluctant parolee.

[Frands.] *If you're a real baller, you'll scroll to the bottom, hit play on that Spotify link, then let that song play while you read. Just sayin'.* First, let me say thank you to every one of you who reached out after my last post. The emails, messages, and texts were so genuine and honestly ... View Post

The art of war.

The art of war.

[This has been a year of much NFL.] Growing up we had a few sayings in our family. For those less than pleasant things everyone has to go through: "That'll build some character." For those atrocious things the very unlucky have to go through: "That'll put some hair on your chest." I've been ... View Post

You unoriginal bastard!

You unoriginal bastard!

"$1.25, Willie?" Name that reference and you get a burrito. Bonked a presentation over the bean with a rotten tangerine today. Just, BONK. (Not pictured.) Formula dressing for formula nailing. I'm getting the hang of corporate in the same way someone gets the hang of being in a foreign country ... View Post

The devil and the company man.

The devil and the company man.

  Do you listen to the WTF with Marc Maron podcast? No? It's my happy place. Incidentally, do you know who Nick Tosches is? I didn't either—until Wednesday morning when I was driving to work, convinced I wasn't going to last another three days under the skull-crushing pressure I've put ... View Post

When years become more than a sum of days.

When years become more than a sum of days.

  [Joie Elaine cross-strap heels + Dolce Vita shorts + Vanessa Mooney choker + UO lace cami + Cloth & Stone denim shirt.] What's your inside age? Your "feel" age? I've had pals say they're forever 17. I've had some pine for 20. 30 was my favorite, but most of the time, if I had to ... View Post

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