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Someone’s in the kitchen with Eli.

July 26, 2010 7 Comments

“Temper overtly sexy pieces with a man’s shirt.”

I wrote that—came from my bean—but it’s not anything new. Just would have been helpful information back when I overdosed on tight pants, short skirts and low-cut shirts in my teens. Like microwaveable Easy Mac, I hit those so hard I can’t look at them and only consider wearing something slinky while imagining all the clever ways to cover it up. Unlike microwaveable Easy Mac, I was less inclined to throw them back up into a trash can at 3am in my dorm room.

Wasabout to head out on the town—hence the skirt and shoes—when I slapped a big floppy pork tenderloin on the counter with certitude. “Let’s just eat in,” I said, and took off the silk blouse I had on for these two things off of the closet floor. I liked the way it looked about 1000 times more—of course. The Balmain effect—just put a holey t-shirt over it.

 

[Scene stealer.]

Also, I will happily note that I just got tickets to the Black Crowes show coming to Albany in October, so this was a sort of trial-run outfit for the show. I should refrain from talking about this; I get sort of hysterical.

Eli made figure eights around the food preparation area, threatening toxoplasmosis, sharing whiffs of my Pinot Noir and strumming his banjo. And that’s a wrap.

-Carey

Filed Under: Essays, Threads Tagged With: Eli, Gryphon, Low Luv x Erin Wasson, sequined mini skirts, vintage military, vintage t-shirts, Vintage Trends.com

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Comments

  1. merciblahblah says

    July 26, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Woman, take your Gryphon sequin mini and your thrifted Army tee and your Pantene model hair, build a bridge, and GET OVER YOURSELF. I am dying here. DY-ING.

    I couldn’t agree with you more about mixing sequins with their polar opposites (some might say I have an inappropriate love for them), but I say ain’t no sequin like the one I’ve got.

    Okay, that last line was cheesy, but I don’t care. We’re here, we’re queer, GET USED TO IT!

    Merci,
    Shannan

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  2. carrie says

    July 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    you had me at gryphon. i don’t remember the rest. between your flowing locks, the sassy skirt, the sassier cat and those sick ass shoes i’m lightheaded and need a sangria.

    seriously though – very hot look on you. wear this number to the black crowes. you’ll kill it. or to target. or work.

    xoxo,
    carrie

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  3. taylorbigler says

    July 26, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Ditto to what they said. No fair! You rock this like no other.

    Reply
  4. Shenoa says

    July 27, 2010 at 1:44 am

    I really dug this post. Stream-of-consciousness, off-the-top-of-your-bean? The best ones always are. Your mention of toxoplasmosis gave me the giggles for a good minute. This glass of Inca Torrontes helped, too, but it was 97% you. Sparkly.

    Shenoa

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  5. mickie says

    July 29, 2010 at 8:56 am

    so darned cute!!

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  6. Paris says

    July 30, 2010 at 1:12 am

    Absolutely in love with your vintage shirt! It would go great with my leggings!

    Reply

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